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blue18662004: what color is your thong
aural_fixations: crust
blue18662004: say what
aural_fixations: crust. it's the color of crust. you know.. old goo, caked on brown, some little flakes that are green for whatever reason.
blue18662004: oh
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mradi04: ji do you like black cocks
miss_ffffttt: Well, they aren't as pretty as the red ones. But I hear they crow louder.
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johneered1: do you like sensual married men?
aural_fixations: Yes. I like to find out who they are and tell their wife what they're up to
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Sunday, April 04, 2004
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Fo 20yrs or life: 23/M SOUTH CITY LOOKING FOR GUY TO GIVE ORAL TOO, i AM DESREET, AND GOOD LOOKING U INTERESTED
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# posted by Noctourna : 11:15 PM
Saturday, April 03, 2004
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Begin IM - 4/3/2004 11:07 PM
Tishesfun [11:07 PM]: you dont sound your age
MikeBirchrsGirly [11:08 PM]: sound?
Tishesfun [11:08 PM]: talk like
MikeBirchrsGirly [11:09 PM]: Ah.
Tishesfun [11:09 PM]: ok?
MikeBirchrsGirly [11:10 PM]: ok.
Tishesfun [11:10 PM]: describe you please?
MikeBirchrsGirly [11:11 PM]: Standoffish, aloof, easily annoyed, woman of few words.
Tishesfun [11:11 PM]: direct?
MikeBirchrsGirly [11:11 PM]: Yes.
Tishesfun [11:12 PM]: my kind of girl
Tishesfun [11:13 PM]: you are f arent you?
MikeBirchrsGirly [11:13 PM]: uh, yes.
Tishesfun [11:14 PM]: ok,trust you
MikeBirchrsGirly [11:14 PM]: ok.
Tishesfun [11:15 PM]: why the screen name?
MikeBirchrsGirly [11:15 PM]: Because I'm Mike Bircher's girl friend.
Tishesfun [11:15 PM]: looking for?
MikeBirchrsGirly [11:15 PM]: Nothing.
Tishesfun [11:16 PM]: dont want to play?
MikeBirchrsGirly [11:16 PM]: Not with anyone but him.
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# posted by Noctourna : 9:19 PM
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Begin IM - 4/3/2004 04:06 PM
Adamcoll29 [4:06 PM]: how are u
MikeBirchrsGirly [4:06 PM]: fine.
Adamcoll29 [4:06 PM]: 30 m st louis
MikeBirchrsGirly [4:06 PM]: ok
Adamcoll29 [4:08 PM]: are u single
Adamcoll29 [4:08 PM]: are u single any kids
MikeBirchrsGirly [4:09 PM]: ok. my screen name says "mike bircher's girly."
MikeBirchrsGirly [4:09 PM]: You apparently read my profile, which says I have a boyfriend.
MikeBirchrsGirly [4:09 PM]: Tell me if I'm single.
MikeBirchrsGirly [4:09 PM]: Kids? yes. One. He's 5.
Adamcoll29 [4:10 PM]: are u looking
MikeBirchrsGirly [4:10 PM]: Cheese and rice.
MikeBirchrsGirly [4:10 PM]: I wouldn't go through the trouble of BLATANT advertisment of my relationship if I were looking.
MikeBirchrsGirly [4:10 PM]: Go away. You aren't really able to keep up.
Adamcoll29 [4:11 PM]: kool
MikeBirchrsGirly [4:11 PM]: Congratulations. I've chosen you to be my first AOL blog moron.
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# posted by Noctourna : 2:13 PM

Tuesday, April 06, 2004
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Begin IM - 4/6/2004 08:56 PM
Timothym153 [8:56 PM]: hi
CrabithaMcCranky [8:56 PM]: hi.
Timothym153 [8:56 PM]: hi im tim
CrabithaMcCranky [8:56 PM]: Why do you say that when it's right there in your screen name?
Timothym153 [8:56 PM]: bye
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Sunday, April 11, 2004
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Begin IM - 4/11/2004 10:52 AM
MOVIEDUDE88 [10:52 AM]: hello age ?
CrabithaMcCranky [10:52 AM]: profile.
MOVIEDUDE88 [10:52 AM]: how are u today ?
CrabithaMcCranky [10:53 AM]: fine.
MOVIEDUDE88 [10:53 AM]: so pick truth or dare lol
CrabithaMcCranky [10:53 AM]: Dare. I dare you to not say anything sexual to me whatsoever.
MOVIEDUDE88 [10:54 AM]: u were to pick, not me, and what is the phobia with sex ?
CrabithaMcCranky [10:55 AM]: There is no phobia. I happen to prefer it be a private part of my life.
MOVIEDUDE88 [10:55 AM]: i take it u are involved with someone ?
CrabithaMcCranky [10:57 AM]: I am. However, even if I weren't, I still wouldn't talk about sex.
MOVIEDUDE88 [10:57 AM]: sounds like a phobia to me
CrabithaMcCranky [10:57 AM]: I prefer privacy.
CrabithaMcCranky [10:57 AM]: I like the intimacy of it.
CrabithaMcCranky [10:57 AM]: If you can't understand that, this conversation should end now.
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peter_shayne: hi ,, im gonna pay u $800 an hour if u strangle me
aural_fixations: No.
peter_shayne: its my fetish & im looking for a girl to do it..its just soft-hard squeeze.. ur hand around my neck until i cum.. i'll pay u 1600$ for 2 hours
aural_fixations: Good luck.
peter_shayne: look its business.. u gonna do me an easy fav for 1 time on ur life for some $ .. im not asking for sex
peter_shayne: nyway that my offer.. u can take it or leave it
aural_fixations: Leave it.
peter_shayne:
aural_fixations: Bye.
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pugilinako: Hi Jenna
pugilinako: I am Kate
pugilinako: I am still excited, since I have socked out KO a boy, on the boxing ring, last week ... but you maybe hate combat sports
mikeybirchersgirl: who are you?
pugilinako: Hi jenna
pugilinako: I'm Kate
pugilinako: I am still excited, since I have socked out KO a boy, on the boxing ring, last week ... but you maybe hate combat sports
mikeybirchersgirl: right.
mikeybirchersgirl: you said all that.
mikeybirchersgirl: Who ARE you.
pugilinako: KATE
pugilinako: Katalin
pugilinako: Kate
pugilinako: geeeeeez
mikeybirchersgirl: I don't know you.
mikeybirchersgirl: You talk to me as if I do.
pugilinako: I have found you random, as ppl online
pugilinako: U like boxing/kickboxing too ?
mikeybirchersgirl: I see.
mikeybirchersgirl: It seems interesting. I wouldn't do it.
pugilinako: What you wouldn't do ?
mikeybirchersgirl: What do you think.
pugilinako: tell me
pugilinako: don't like trik\cks
mikeybirchersgirl: What the hell were we just talking about? I didn't change the subject.
mikeybirchersgirl: KICKBOXING.
mikeybirchersgirl: It seems interesting. I wouldn't do it.
pugilinako: U do it or not yet ?
mikeybirchersgirl: DUH
mikeybirchersgirl: NO
mikeybirchersgirl: Jesus christ you're dumb.
mikeybirchersgirl: Go away.
pugilinako: U would like to kick or love to punch the most >?
pugilinako: U loser
pugilinako: Me loser ?
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sukh_singh1812: hello
sukh_singh1812: r u there
sukh_singh1812: hey sexy
sukh_singh1812: may i see your boobobbbbbbbbssssssssss please
sukh_singh1812: and pussy
sukh_singh1812: please
sukh_singh1812: r u there
sukh_singh1812: hey sexy
sukh_singh1812: can i see your pussy
sukh_singh1812: shaved pussy
sukh_singh1812: shaved pussy
sukh_singh1812: hey r u there
sukh_singh1812: let me see your shaved pussy
sukh_singh1812: please
sukh_singh1812: cute boobsssssssssss
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petemale2003: hello have you done a shit yet today honey?
petemale2003: ?
aural_fixations: what?
petemale2003: have you pooped today?
aural_fixations: Don't talk to me like that.
petemale2003: i was just asking?
aural_fixations: And I'm just telling.
petemale2003: well are u constapated or something?
aural_fixations: Goodbye.
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hdewrock: hi sexy
hdewrock: 24 male st louis county
aural_fixations: dude. never message me again.
aural_fixations: you annoy the piss out of me.
aural_fixations: you never EVER *remember* that you messaged me nearly every other day.
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***Well, here is her reply from comments exchanged offline, the other day. I didn't bother to respond back to her. She is simply looking to engage in verbal combat. Why else would someone say such things unprovoked? I've never seen the girl before in my life. Crazy kids. *shakes head* tsk tsk. Some people just don't get it. Does anyone else see the irony of a person who calls herself "fnsexi" calling someone else "stuck up"? She says "prude" like its a bad thing. I'll take "prude" over my opinion of what she is anyday. Ah well. She's only 21. Maybe one day she will realize she's out of highschool. ***

average_girl82: haha prude ass cunt
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It's very interesting to me that people think I get with ANYONE online, or off. I'm as prudish as they get. I don't even TALK about sex with people. It's pretty funny. Wishful thinking I guess.
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*** the following is an entry in my website guestbook... www.mydohickey.com***
First Name : haha not
Leave your email address or Y! ID, Chicken. : you only wish you knew me
What super power would you choose? : invisible
Who was your favorite Brady? : blah
Boxers, briefs, boxer-briefs, commando? : non of your business
Thong, Bikini, Gramma panties, commando? : i know you wear thongs
Bitch at me here. : YOu are a spoiled little bitch, who has sex with men or women to get them to buy you stuff, your b/f is a whiney bitch, who couldnt hold his own in a fight, you both should go die!
Love me here. : haha love an ugly cunt like you? I think not!
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***the following is an entry in my website guestbook... www.mydohickey.com***

First Name : blah
Leave your email address or Y! ID, Chicken. : blahblahblah@yahoo.com
What super power would you choose? : none
Who was your favorite Brady? : none
Boxers, briefs, boxer-briefs, commando? : haha
Thong, Bikini, Gramma panties, commando? : haha
Bitch at me here. : you fucking piece of cunt whore, get a real job and get over yourself already! you are nothing but white trash trailor living whore!
Love me here. : you think mike bircher is with you because he loves you??? haha not!!hes with you so he can brag to his friends hes fucking a cunt, twice his age, and because smart girls his age dont want his nasty ass, and i really seriously feel sorry for your poor son

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