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numbersgirl079: Hi...this is going to sound totally bizarre...but wondering if you might want to help me out with my boyfriend tonight...I am out of town and I am looking for someone I can trust to have some fun with him tonight and tell me about it afterwards. Interested?

aural_fixations: is he hung?

numbersgirl079: well...yes he is

aural_fixations: me too.

numbersgirl079: I thought you were a female?

aural_fixations: i am.

aural_fixations: it will cost $500 and i don't cover hospital bills.

numbersgirl079: then how are you hung?

numbersgirl079: what>

aural_fixations: well. i think it's fun to use cbt.

aural_fixations: you didn't say what "fun" is.

aural_fixations: so... that led me to believe it's my idea of what fun is.

aural_fixations: and cbt is really fun. but i charge $500 for it and i don't cover hospital bills.

numbersgirl079: what is cbt?

aural_fixations: cock and ball torture.

numbersgirl079: omg...

numbersgirl079: and you want me to pay $500?

numbersgirl079: and put himin the hospicatl?

aural_fixations: yes.

aural_fixations: i use railroad spikes to nail nuts and cockheads to a wooden bread board.

numbersgirl079: I dont thin he would like that

aural_fixations: oh.

aural_fixations: too bad.