Maggots

Believe it. They really said it. Feel free to message these lovely brainiacs and harass them as you see fit.

Monday, November 29, 2004

JayMan1822 [2:59 A.M.]: hey 22/m/stl/pic.....want to talk?
"Me" [3:00 A.M.]: ?
JayMan1822 [3:00 A.M.]: u want to talk?
"Me" [3:00 A.M.]: about?
JayMan1822 [3:01 A.M.]: sex
"Me" [3:01 A.M.]: If you don't know about it by now, I can't help you.
JayMan1822 [3:02 A.M.]: ???
"Me" [3:02 A.M.]: Exactly.

Friday, November 26, 2004

Aacrazy12004 [1:58 A.M.]: nice butt, lol?
"Me" [1:59 A.M.]: thanks?
Aacrazy12004 [2:01 A.M.]: what size chest u have?
"Me" [2:01 A.M.]: Bigger than your brain if you think I'm going to answer that.

Tuesday, November 23, 2004

divid3by0: hi
aural_fixations: hi
divid3by0: 22m/ca
aural_fixations: ok
divid3by0: u
aural_fixations: 32. stl.
divid3by0: wuts up
aural_fixations: nothing.
divid3by0: same..just got out of the shower
aural_fixations: cool.
divid3by0: sittin here in a towel u
aural_fixations: Not interested in you being in a towel.

Friday, November 19, 2004

mojowork: AGREE
pixie_with_stabby: hi
mojowork: nice uh knife
mojowork: bowie?
pixie_with_stabby: thanks.
pixie_with_stabby: Photoshop.
mojowork: as in clip art?
pixie_with_stabby: No.
mojowork: k
pixie_with_stabby: A friend made that picture for me. I don't know where he found the picture of the knife.
mojowork: you sure are cute kniofe and all
pixie_with_stabby: thanks.
mojowork: steak modiga?
pixie_with_stabby: yes.
mojowork: ill buy
pixie_with_stabby: heh heh
mojowork: all i want in return are your panties
pixie_with_stabby: I don't give those up.
pixie_with_stabby: My boyfriend says, he'll give you my panties if you buy me and 3 of my friends the modiga.

Monday, November 15, 2004

ClsLiterature [9:22 PM]: You need another man?
Cynicism Boogie [9:22 PM]: Yes. To cook, clean, run errands, and give me money.
ClsLiterature [9:23 PM]: I thought you had a guy?
Cynicism Boogie [9:23 PM]: I do.
ClsLiterature [9:23 PM]: You need another?
Cynicism Boogie [9:24 PM]: Yes. I need another man to cook, clean, run errands, and give me money.
ClsLiterature [9:24 PM]: I mean a man for romance and sex
Cynicism Boogie [9:24 PM]: Oh no. I have one for that. I need one for the other things. ClsLiterature [9:25 PM]: No deal, I have to have my sxe
Cynicism Boogie [9:25 PM]: I don't cheat.
ClsLiterature [9:25 PM]: sex
ClsLiterature [9:25 PM]: Bye then
Cynicism Boogie [9:25 PM]: And I'd never meet a guy who propositions like that. lol ClsLiterature [9:26 PM]: You missed out on a lot of oral sex
Cynicism Boogie [9:26 PM]: Its silly to assume that all women want that.
ClsLiterature [9:26 PM]: they do!
Cynicism Boogie [9:26 PM]: You're wrong.
ClsLiterature [9:26 PM]: No
Cynicism Boogie [9:26 PM]: Clearly, I am a lady and I definitely don't want it, therefore, you ARE wrong.
ClsLiterature [9:27 PM]: You are missing something great
Cynicism Boogie [9:27 PM]: So are you. Its called "a brain".

Thursday, November 11, 2004

slick_vic85: could i buy your sexy stinky planties?
aural_fixations: Shoes.
slick_vic85: oh ok

Sunday, November 07, 2004

19:48:10 (no magic word) i_like_to_wrestle1958: I'm a 45 yr old out-of-shape man who is challenging you to a submission wrestling match. I will take any bet. You got the guts?

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

15:59:40 (no magic word) hockeyfannsti: im looking for a girl that doesnt mind i have a gf and would love to have her hair, nails, tanning and clohting taken care of and has a high sex drive. The only question is would you like to be spoiled???
pixie_with_stabby: That's me. Except I also have morals and won't help a jerk like you cheat.
hockeyfannsti: oh now what do you have to lose though
pixie_with_stabby: I would totally bust you out.
pixie_with_stabby: Men like you disgust me.