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numbersgirl079: Hi...this is going to sound totally bizarre...but wondering if you might want to help me out with my boyfriend tonight...I am out of town and I am looking for someone I can trust to have some fun with him tonight and tell me about it afterwards. Interested?

aural_fixations: is he hung?

numbersgirl079: well...yes he is

aural_fixations: me too.

numbersgirl079: I thought you were a female?

aural_fixations: i am.

aural_fixations: it will cost $500 and i don't cover hospital bills.

numbersgirl079: then how are you hung?

numbersgirl079: what>

aural_fixations: well. i think it's fun to use cbt.

aural_fixations: you didn't say what "fun" is.

aural_fixations: so... that led me to believe it's my idea of what fun is.

aural_fixations: and cbt is really fun. but i charge $500 for it and i don't cover hospital bills.

numbersgirl079: what is cbt?

aural_fixations: cock and ball torture.

numbersgirl079: omg...

numbersgirl079: and you want me to pay $500?

numbersgirl079: and put himin the hospicatl?

aural_fixations: yes.

aural_fixations: i use railroad spikes to nail nuts and cockheads to a wooden bread board.

numbersgirl079: I dont thin he would like that

aural_fixations: oh.

aural_fixations: too bad.

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derekried666: hi

aural_fixations: hi.

derekried666: damn ur a hottie

aural_fixations: thanks.

derekried666: instant hard on

aural_fixations: i don't like to hear talk like that.

derekried666: ok i get the hint ill get lost. just thought u were pretty. sorry. i took ya off my list also

aural_fixations: compliments are fine. sex talk is out of bounds.

derekried666: so i guess asking if ur big breasted is out?

aural_fixations: penalty.

derekried666: ?

aural_fixations: foul.

aural_fixations: can't ask ANYTHING sexual.

aural_fixations: NO sex talk. ever. at all.

aural_fixations: i am a lady. i will be treated as such.

derekried666: lol whatever

derekried666: ya ait that hot

aural_fixations: you're not that classy.

aural_fixations: goodbye.

derekried666: shut up

aural_fixations: oh. forgive me master. i have upset you. i shall submit to your male penile ways. i am nothing. i am lesser than you.

aural_fixations: moron.

derekried666: ur right u r

aural_fixations: *ignore*